We’ve seen the worst, now it’s time for the best! We’ve reserached boat names and these are our favourites – ranging from puns to funny phrases there was no shortage to choose from and each will leave you in stitches. From the many interesting, intriguing and intelligent names, we’ve managed to pick out the top 5 for you, so enjoyHere’s our top 5… The CodFather If you don’t get this reference then you don’t deserve to go on this boat! I applaud the owner for thinking this up while being a little jealous and reluctant to tell you that I don’t think I could of done that good. This is not only utterly brilliant but also a bit surprising as the boat itself isn’t the biggest or most amazing boat I’ve ever seen. That aside the name earns it a heap load of respect and officially crowns it ‘King of the boats’.   Aboat Time I couldn’t not put this in the Top 5. Imagine sailing down the River Nile knowing that you’ll be showered with compliments for your ever so fantastic name choice! Although I must say that I can’t help but wonder how slow it must be to of earned a name like this – not that it’d matter anyway, it’s far too great to accept any negatives!   Fish and Chicks There’s probably no doubt that a man thought up this one. It doesn’t make it any less of a funny pun though! I felt this earned a place in the top 5 because of just how smart it actually is while making me giggle at the same time. It’s also a pretty boat; perfect for a few people and I definitely wouldn’t say no to getting aboard! Whoever named this should pat themselves on the back for their efforts!   Unsinkable II It may not be as funny as the others but it sure is reliable. I’d much rather go sailing in piranha infested waters in the ‘Unsinkable II’ than a boat called the ‘Sinkable’. Furthermore, the name automatically makes you trust it – many things could go wrong but at least it won’t sink! It’s a clever name but it raises a big question too – What happened to the Unsinkable I? I guess we’ll never know!   Pug Boat I love this. I know it’d make no sense if the pugs weren’t actually on the boat but this picture justifies ‘Pug Boat’ being in the top 5 best boat names completely. It’s a name you can’t not love, although that many dogs on a boat must be a nightmare. Anyway, I think this is a unique and perfect for a boat owned by a pug lover. Maybe they take the pugs on the boat every time they sail? I sure do hope so anyway!   Liked this article? Be sure to check out our twitter @plainsailing and facebook plainsailing page for more!  ...

We’ve gone out sailing around the world (ok, on the internet!) and found the worst boat names around. These are the kind of cheap pun boat names that turn a 47′ 2014 Bavaria into the laughing stock of the Marina! If you’re struggling on something to call your new yacht, we suggest you don’t go naming them any of these… She Got The House This isn’t even a name – quite frankly it’s a scream for help! Congratulations to the house owner though for giving him something to sail far away in. This is a horrible name for a boat, and I suggest you steer away from calling your boat this, or anything that shouts ‘I feel sorry for myself!’   Vitamin Sea I get that this has been thought up because you sail on the sea, which is pronounced as ‘c’ but it has nothing to do with sailing.. or boats! But it just doesn’t make sense. If it was in perfect condition with the outside being glistening white I’d understand it a bit more but it’s rusty and therefore it hasn’t been taking good care of itself with vitamins or any other kind of health related substance?!   Privacy Privacy is Tiger Woods yacht. In our opinion Privacy is a horrific name for a boat! If it was a one bedroomed, small boat then I think the name would sit well but the size of this yacht assures there would be zero privacy aboard! Moreover, it’s a celebrities boat which means that the lack of private life because of the press makes the name almost accidentally ironic!   Breaking Wind This deserves no credit. How immature do you need to be to call your boat ‘Breaking Wind’. Not only is this just tragic but because the boat is actually a good size, a lot of people are going to see that and laugh! Please don’t be mistaken by this, they are laughing AT your boat because it’s stupid. If you had anything between your ears you would come up with a more unique and interesting name for a beautiful boat like this instead of embarrassing yourself!   Keep’n it Reel No, if you call your boat this then you’re definitely not ‘Keeping it real’. It’s an alright pun, that’s all I can come up with for anything positive about this name. It’s not funny, witty or even interesting! What happened to the classic boat names like ‘The Majestic’ or ‘Gemini Dream’? It just seems like people have lost their ability to be creative, such a waste of boat.   Liked this article? Be sure to check out our twitter @plainsailing and facebook plainsailing page for more!  ...

It’s only when you’re sat in your office shivering in early December (and dreading the colder months ahead) that you realise just how good an idea it is to take the family on a yachting holiday! Unfortunatley we’re not talking about chartering a yacht in Scotland at this time of year (that would be an altogether different family experience!) but in time the guys at PlainSailing.com will offer Carribbean charters I’m sure! :) Here are 5 reasons that going on a Sailing holiday at Christmas is a fantasic idea… Warmer Weather Swap the snow for the warm san of the Caribbean. Instead of bundling up to go visit your relatives, why not pull out the bathing suits and go for a sailing vacation? The average temperature that time of year in the Caribbean is around 26 degrees, so why not escape for some fun in the sun?   Something Different Does the hustle and bustle of Christmas stress you or your partner out? Skip it all and just set sail this year. Instead of worrying about cooking and cleaning the traditional Christmas meal, parties and get-togethers, why not spend the time with your family trying out some new activities on board your yacht?   Family Affair Why not turn the entire venture into a family based vacation? Invite those uncles and aunts around for a Christmas they’ll never forget. Santa won’t forget you and we’re pretty sure he’ll still find you, so you may as well be snorkelling or diving when he does.   Breaks Aligned Booking a holiday any other time of year is difficult. Everyone has schedules and time they just can’t take off. Kids have school to worry about and your boss just isn’t saying yes to your holiday request. But everyone is off for Christmas, so why not take advantage of the perfectly aligned timelines to get that holiday that you’ve wanted for a while?   Gift Vacation Everyone knows how hard it can be to find the right gift for the right person. It’s stressing, expensive and exhausting. You can surprise the entire family with a yacht vacation. It’s the gift of quality time, new experiences and adventure. Everyone is sure to love it.   Liked this article? Be sure to check out our twitter @plainsailing and facebook plainsailing page for more!  ...

As if we didn’t have enough to be jealous of already, now we can be green with envy at the fact that these celebrities own yachts, as well as having pots of cash and great jobs! We’ve managed to find out about 5 secret celeb sailors, and are ready to be invite to come sail with them anytime they want! Giorgio Armani Giorgio Armani, one of the most famous and successful designers in the world, owns the ‘Main’. Measuring 65 meters long, it’s individual look has a elegant black finish and is nothing less than stylish which echoes Armarni’s constant luxurious reputation and style. Who knew he had time to sail while designing for some of the most famous people in the world? Now you do!   Bono While he’s not discreetly downloading his bands latest album onto your iPhone music library, Bono could be seen sailing in his not-so amazing yacht is called the Cyan which measures at 49 meters long. It’s monochrome black and white finish isn’t the best yacht on the ocean but still makes us envious that he owns a yacht!   Steven...

These places are breathtaking and will leave you wanting to stay forever.   Beautiful blue seas, sandy beaches, amazing food and ridiculous prices all make for some dreamy destinations!   Thailand Thailand offers some of the most spectacular views in the world and whether you’re looking for a place to dance and party or relax and chill out, you’ll find plenty of both. Some locations seem like they’ve been placed exactly for you. Overall, the seas and resorts are perfect for anyone and Thailand will always leave you wishing for more.   Australia The waters at the Great Barrier Reef in Australia may be some of the most amazing waters in the world! Sailing gives you the opportunities to snorkel or dive all day. There’s plenty of sea life to check out so make sure you have an underwater camera. Relaxing around here is one of the best things to do everyday. Just make sure you wear sun cream because the heat can rise to over 38 degrees and that’s only at the beginning of Summer!   New Zealand With its 15,000 kilometres of stunning coastline, >New Zealand has everything you could ask for when it comes to sailing. Whether you’re experienced or not, this is an amazing way to see a country that is known for its out-of-this-world landscape.   The Grenadines The island chain of 32 gorgeous Caribbean islands sprinkled across 60 miles of the southern Caribbean is one of the world’s great sailing waters. White sand beaches and tropical waters make this area a haven for sailing enthusiasts.   Croatia   Sailing in Croatia is quickly becoming very popular because it’s shielded from inland eyes by the sweeping Dinaric Alps. The rolling coastline is speckled with pristine beaches, green slopes and some of the most charming towns and cities Europe has to offer (which is really saying something).   Liked this article? Be sure to check out our twitter @plainsailing and facebook plainsailing page for more!  ...